The Periodic Table of Mugs

Another big thank-you to the ACS for my brand-new set of periodic table mugs!

This is exactly how they came to me, colors and all... Honest!

I realize I'm one of the lucky ones, and that my earlier agitation may have forced someone's hand. But I'm serious here: Keep up the program, ACS! By membership year, I'm deep into "Row 3" of the table, and I'd love to see some beautiful transition metal mugs. Wouldn't you?

Killer Schwag from ACS

I feel like I've seen a snow leopard, a yeti, a dodo bird, Bigfoot, and a giant squid simultaneously.

This piece de resistance arrived by first-class mail today. Behold, the elusive ACS Five Year Mug:

Oh. My. Gosh. 

I am grateful to whomever at ACS / C&EN heard my griping a few weeks ago:

@apgoldst -In that case, I'm holding out for my "Mugnesium" next year #snerk @chemjobber
— See Arr Oh (@SeeArrOh) May 21, 2013

Kudos to ACS for quickly addressing the situation. Now, about those next 8 elements...*

*Seriously, ACS, I would be most willing to build a periodic table of mugs. I promise to stay alive / renew membership at least long enough to get to the transition metals. For an extra goof, you could send me a "tin cup" on my 50th Anniversary (Sn). 

Chemistry "Hacks" (The Good Kind)

My hackathon drink of choice, coffee!
(And hey, ACS, why no more mugs?)

Last week, a fascinating article, "The 48-Hour Startup," appeared in Wired magazine. It explored the world of hackathons - events where pizza and Red Bull fuel two straight days of programming, hacking, and rebuilding code to create a functioning, marketable smartphone app. The upshot: some prize money, and sufficient street cred to attract more through angel investments. This article made me wonder . . .why don't more chemists have hackerspaces, like programmers and engineers do?


Let's go all the way back to the beginning of chemical research - who were we? Alchemists, who worked after hours, scribbling in secret languages; some hoped for profit, and some just loved the thrill (Sound familiar?). They didn't follow the implicit hegemony we do today: school student -> university trainee -> graduate study -> postdoc -> junior professor -> original ideas? By the time you're done jumping through hoops, you might have left your sense of curiosity and wonder behind.

Early Chemical "Hacker"
Alchemist with Scale, Johannes Weiland
Credit: Chemical Heritage Foundation

Well, how do we discover anything? If you believe much of the popular press, either by accident (saccharine, guncotton, Velcro), or by deep thought and monastic contemplation (relativity, total synthesis, calculus). I'd add a third avenue: cross-fertilization, the genius behind Bell Labs' design for their "idea factory."


Ever beat your head against a research problem, only to find the answer at a neighboring department's seminar? Borrowed something the next lab down the hall had on the shelf? Not to wax all Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance on you, but I subscribe to human quality precognition, a subtle mental undercurrent that guides you toward the right reaction or correct conditions. Others might call this gut instinct, and I've heard process chemists chat about initial optimization ("lucky on the first try!").


So why not speed this process along? Could we take a page from the video game designers, the hackers, and the dorm-room dot-com stars?


Here's my proposal (which, incidentally, might work pretty well at a large, national chemistry conference, just sayin'): What if visiting chemists had access to an open lab space, replete with all the latest catalysts, equipment, and reagents? One could imagine equipment dealers sponsoring this space, much like Cuisinart and KitchenAid sponsor cooking shows. 

Picture this, but with more fume hoods and Buchwald ligands

Access to a well-shimmed NMR and tuned LC-MS, along with a few high-speed internet connections and journal subscriptions, would complete the experience. Professors, hearing about a fantastic new reaction, wouldn't have to brief their lab groups. International scientists could mingle, and compare lab technique. Best of all? You could just play, try experiments for fun, on a whim, or because you were just curious about the result.


Who knows? Maybe, in time, the phrase "chemistry hack" might mean something good!